that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
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If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
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I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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