Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
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well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
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I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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