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i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
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She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
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I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
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