ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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