Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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