So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
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Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
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Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
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