now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
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whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
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It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
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