that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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