It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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