I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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