Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
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I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
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So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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