Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
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Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
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We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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