HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
