a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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