She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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