the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
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I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
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Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
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