I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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