Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
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I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
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Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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