I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
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I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
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Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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