I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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