what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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