Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
i think i scared a bird with my dick
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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