dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
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Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
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So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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