stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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