also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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