Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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