I'm really into asian looking animals
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
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