I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
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She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
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Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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