oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
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