happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
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I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
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Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
don't judge my taste in strippers
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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