don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
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The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
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I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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