I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
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you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
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I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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