would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
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Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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