just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Randomize