similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
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I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
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Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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