she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
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Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
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Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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