i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
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next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
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Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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