He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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