you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
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