I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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