Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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