I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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