I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
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Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
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I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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