So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
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