Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I got inside last night via doggy door
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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