There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
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I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
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I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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