and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
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Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
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Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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