im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
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he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
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A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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