I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Your penis caused this!
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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