R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
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random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
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he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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