He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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