In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
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Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
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STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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