never play flip cup with pint glasses
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
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so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
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The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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