I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
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Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
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Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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