You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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