i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
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I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
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Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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