Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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