its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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